The Pie Life
Christina Varghese
Introduction
Chapter: The whole book - Points on how boys become Men and girls become Ladies
Dummies guide on how not to be a dumbass
Thank you for choosing to read my guide, hopefully it will help you become a respectable man or lady.
For some this comes naturally but for some it's rather difficult.
My advice is based on my thoughts and experience whether you chose to follow it or not it's entirely your choice.
Although I've been through my fair share of drama and heartbreak I still believe in love, even love at first sight. As I write this book I have special man in my heart, who I just knew from first laying my eyes on him that he's the one. How do I know? I just do. Don’t ask me how, when or why I just know it in my gut. It’s absolutely crazy.
I shall reveal who this mystery man is, in my next book .
Before we start please be mindful this book has adult language and is not intended for the faint hearted.
So let's get started with the boys.
Guys now where do I start? Ha-ha
If a girl is established, popular, beautiful it's going to take a lot more than the size of your cock to impress her.
I personally think this happens because of the ‘type ‘of girls they've know before. You know the ones who go out with everything hanging out only to see how many guys they can pull.
See if you go to an intelligent girl the way you would approach a loose lass your either going to get a colourful blunt response or you'll get blocked off her phone.